Babs: I was the new girl
I was the cool girl
Now I'm nothing but an old cougar
I used to turn heads
Fall out of strange beds
Now I'm stuck wearing my mom jeans instead
All the boys used to say such sweet things
Like give us a kiss and show us your tits
Now all they call me is "lady" and "'mam"
Oh what I've give to hear just one...
Pimp: God Damn!
Babs: I'm not the new girl
I'm not the cool girl
Now I am only an aging cougar
Babs: Now all they call me is "lady" and "'mam"
What I've give to hear just one...
Ms. Teets: God Damn!