Lonnie: Don't forget, there is a human being attached to those breasts. And that human being is loco in the cabesa, 'cause she'll steal your money, rip your heart out, and take those cans to a time share in Lake Havasu! Sadie!
Loser At the Bar: So, let me get this straight. To get to the princess, I need to go through Bowser.
Jeena: Oh, he left a while ago. He didn't really want to study. He didn't even bring any books. Just this porn video.